megustamemes:

FBI’s priorities.

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bravelittlepixel:

I’ve applied for about 50 jobs this week, I’m not gonna risk it.

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beigency:

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masculinityissofragile:

YES LADIES PLEASE DONT BUY THINGS YOU NEED FOR NORMAL BODILY FUNCTIONS AROUND US GUYS.

Am I the only one distressed that he included toothbrushes on this list?

i didn’t reblog this before, but this got better.

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